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Brawlin' Broads VHS, Blackest
Heart Entertainment
Not a simple 'catfight' video, Brawlin' Broads is the real thing. WWF has nothing against these chicks! I can't even watch that costumed crap. This though, this is something else. Real women really punching and kicking the shit out of each other. Nothing faked, nothing posed. This is real. Often in reality videos, we're really far away as viewers. We see a video-bootleg distorted view of a dead body, an accident, someone with a gun. News footage. With this production, we're right along ringside with the cameramen, and with Martin and Mitchell Boone, our hosts, we're capped up right along with them. Measuring the talents of the fighting girls by the amount of beer bottles they rate by the brothers, these girls are further humiliated by the Boone Brothers bios. None of the girls rate high in what they're thinking of their futures, as can be expected. This is no wussy WWF bullcrap phoniness. These chick really want to fucking hurt each other! This is not some lame-o, hair-pulling squeal-fest. These are MEAN chicks! I hadn't seen anything like this before, and yeah, I've seen Jerry Springer once or twice. The closest thing I'd seen like this was a high school hallway fight with big ol' bulldyke Jesse whomping on this Samoan chick who ripped some of her hair out and Jesse's left arm 'accidentally' landed the vice principal on his ass when he tried to break them apart. Brawlin' Broads is even better. I'm not sure exactly how this stuff comes about. I've seen Gummo so I have some idea, but this is some seriously wierd stuff. And did the Boone Brothers hook this up themselves, or just acquire the footage? Maybe they don't even know with the amount of hooch and bud they ingest. They promise a sequel if enough copies of this sell. Are we going to see the same girls. or are we just going to read about them in the serial killer statistics websites? Official Website:
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Leave it to Blackest Heart to distribute the filthiest filth imaginable.
This really takes the current cake in sickness.
