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UFO
FEVER
A Lofi Entertainment
Release
review
by Joseph B. Mauceri
SYNOPSIS:
So their line is as follows:
"In
September, 2002 the Ganes family, residing in the town of Bayonne,
New Jersey, set out to win one million dollars by capturing an actual
UFO on video and proving the very real existence of extraterrestrials.
Their dream, however, was shattered by their sudden disappearance
in October 2002. They were neither seen nor heard from again. Their
home movies, taken during their attempts to uncover the mysteries
of outer space, were recently discovered. Perhaps they will aid
in understanding what happened to this courageous American family..."
REVIEW:
Maybe if there was more time between seeing "House of 1000 Corpses"
and UFO FEVER I'd be a bit more generous here. However, life is
too damn short to spend time watching garbage. And to the rest of
you aspiring filmmakers with digital video cameras out there, there
is a fine line between being able to technically create a feature
length motion picture and art. So just because you can make a movie
doesn't mean you should. Think before you shoot!
The
filmmakers claim this is a comedy. However, it has more in common
with a freak show. The main attractions here are all trailer park
trash, literally. There are two white kids who think they're black,
an alcoholic mother, a hypochondriac and lazy father, and as many
stereotypes as the filmmakers found actors to play. At the beginning
I laughed, somewhere near the middle I was upset, and by the end
I felt insulted. I shouldn't have been surprised, considering that
Troma Films, the company that gave us the Toxic Avenger, distributed
the filmmaker's previous video, "Rockabilly Vampire."
Yes,
video. This is not a film. It was shot, edited, mixed and finalized
digitally. There are no aliens and the minute of special effects
isn't special. The writers didn't actually come up with a screenplay.
They drafted "a scene-by-scene outline for the film that contained
no scripted dialogue." The actors came up with their lines during
rehearsals. They did use an actual trailer park location in Bayonne,
N.J. The film boasts a soundtrack featuring several bands from Long
Island, NY. Other than the opening and closing credits, I can't
say that I heard as much music as they claim is in the video.
Technically,
filmmaker Lee Bennett Sobel has come up with something he can present
to an audience, proving he has the technology to make a video down
pat. The film's climax takes place by a garbage dumpster. I had
the strange feeling that the filmmaker is sending a subconscious
message to viewers, but that is probably open to interpretation.
The truth is that UFO FEVER will probably appear on more video rental
store shelves then it will ever have its title displayed on the
marquees of theaters. Let the renter beware.
OFFICIAL
WEB SITE:
http://www.lofientertainment.com/ufo/
BACK
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OVERALL
WORTH
based
on a Manhattan price
of
$10.00 |
| STORY |
$5.00 |
| ACTING |
$5.00 |
| DIRECTING |
$4.00 |
PRODUCTION
DESIGN |
$0.00 |
SPECIAL
EFFECTS |
$0.00 |
SCORE/MUSIC
SONGS |
? |
| "REEL"
VALUE |
$2.33 |
SUMMARY:
Somewhere
between "The Blair Witch Project" and an episode of "South
Park," UFO FEVER might have been an entertaining short, but
a vulgar and offensive feature.
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CREDITS:
CREW:
Director,
Screenplay, Produced, Cinematography, Sound - Lee Bennett
Sobel; Screenplay - Geraldine Winters; Cinematography &
Sound - Kelly Heresy; Production Manager - Pete Migliaccio;
Editor - Marc Serhan; Music - Jones Crusher, Rock N Roll Star
Destroyer, Banana Fish Zero, Sea Monster, The Strangemen,
Mad Daddys, Baghdaddios, Plastic Eaters, Big John Bates, Johnny
Astro & The Sputniks, Plastic Fantastics, Conflicting
Odors.
CAST:
Marian
Rosin· Martha Ganes; Michael Malfitano· Glenn Ganes; Karen
Stanion· Honey Ganes; Kelly Heresy· Jimmy Ganes; Topping Haggerty·
Vee Pesky; Kirk Bandi· Arnie Peskee; Geraldine Winters· Landlady;
Robert Driemeyer· Willy; Philip Galinsky· Ken; Jon Baptiste·
Dave Spencer; Daniel Werzinger· Half Alien; Jay Cavanaugh·
UFO Investigator; Don Arrup· Doctor; Pete Migliaccio· Illegal
Alien; Joel Francomano· Townie #1; Dave Sweeney· Townie #2;
Melissa McNeeley· Townie #3; Becky Flaum· Townie #4; Beth
Leckbee· Townie #5; Narration· Robert McCarthy.
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