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EVOLUTION
A DreamWorks Pictures & Columbia Pictures release 

review by Joseph B. Mauceri

movie poster artSYNOPSIS: Meteorite with alien DNA has the potential to overrun the earth, if these creatures can adapt to our atmosphere. Who you gonna call? Well, you get the idea.

REVIEW: I had the opportunity to read Don Jakoby's screenplay a few drafts back. What ended up on the screen as EVOLUTION has more in common with Ivan Reitman's "Ghostbusters II" then Jakoby's vision.

EVOLUTION is a reworking of every idea, every gag, every sequence and almost every shot from "Ghostbusters." There is an alien creature that looks like Slimer, there is a giant creature at the end that is the alien equivalent to the Stay Puff Marshmallow Man -- and there's some goo thrown in too. The heros are simply a recombination of the traits of the ghostbusters -- Venkman, Stantz, Spengler & Winston. Heck, most of the funny stuff is in the trailers. The one or two other bits, as well as most of the jokes, are base anus humor.

I could have been more forgiving of the film had the stars at least worked the material, but the cast delivers nothing. Okay, let me restate that. Orlando Jones was on, Duchovny was sleepwalking and Moore could have phoned it in. Maybe it was Reitman's fault, maybe it was the screenplay, or it could have simply been that Duchovny and Moore were overworked. Regardless, there is not life or charisma here.

The production designs look more like resourceful locations independent filmmakers use. However, they know how to frame the camera in order to get the most for their buck. There is too much empty space in EVOLUTION, and when they use tight shots later on you can tell it is due to the lack of scale to the set.

EVOLUTION clearly demonstrates the devolution of Reitman's abilities as a filmmaker. I feel that I've done an injustice by comparing it to "Ghostbusters," or by comparing it to any film, as that was a far better film. While I'm sure that some might feel taken, regardless if they buy the full price of admission or a bargain price, a colleague put it best when he said, "That is two hours of my life that I will never have back."

OFFICIAL WEB SITE:
http://www.countingdown.com/evolution

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OVERALL WORTH 
based on a Manhattan price 
of $9.50
STORY $4.00
ACTING $4.00
DIRECTING $3.00
PRODUCTION
DESIGN 
$4.00
SPECIAL
EFFECTS 
$8.00
SCORE/MUSIC
SONGS
$7.00
"REAL" VALUE $5.00

SUMMARY:
Hey, let's remake "Ghostbusters." I got a better, let's use aliens instead of ghost and say we did!

CREDITS:

CREW
Director/Producer - Ivan Reitman; Story/Screenplay - Don Jakoby; Screenplay - David Diamond & David Weissman; Producers - Daniel Goldberg & Joe Medjuck; Cinematographer - Michael Chapman; Score - John Powell; Production Design - J. Michael Riva; Art Direction - David F. Klassen & Richard F. Mays; Visual Effects Supervisor - Phil Tippett; Visual Effects Producer - Nancy St. John; Visual Effects Houses - Tippet Studio, Sony Pictures Imageworks, K.N.B. EFX Group, PDI/DreamWorks, Alec Gillis & Tom Woodruff, Jr.

CAST
Ira...  DAVID DUCHOVNY; Allison... JULIANNE MOORE;  Harry... ORLANDO JONES;  Wayne... SEANN WILLIAM SCOTT;  Gen. Woodman... TED LEVINE;  Deke... ETHAN SUPLEE; Danny... MICHAEL RAY BOWER; Officer Johnson.. PAT KILBANE; Flemming...TY BURRELL; Governor Lewis... DAN AYKROYD; Nadine... KATHARINE TOWNE; Cartwright... GREGORY ITZIN; Lt. Cryer... ASHLEY CLARK; Carla... MICHELLE WOLFF; Denise... SARAH SILVERMAN; Fire Training Inspector... RICHARD MOLL; Fireman  ... MICHAEL McGRADY; Judge Guilder... STEVEN GILBORN;  Dr. Paulson... WAYNE DUVALL.